ParrotHead
06-13-2005, 01:51 PM
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the United States. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why not give them the one from the U.S.? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and the U.S. isn't using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Just a few things to ponder
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around the United States. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why not give them the one from the U.S.? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and the U.S. isn't using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Just a few things to ponder