Hillary 2008?"

[rifleman25]

Ok enough with global warming or cooling, how about something that may ruin this country in our lifetime.
So who is voting for Hillary in 2008. I know she is not officially running yet but it seems inevitable.

Ill put my first vote for never in a million years would I vote for a lesbian lefty president.

[rifleman25]

I hope she wins the Dem party nomination...That means 4 more years of Republicans in office....

[MrWiggely]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Next time

[OJR]

NEVER!!!!

[RangerClay]

Here in NY I have put up with Hitlery for 4 years. I would never vote for the witch.

[wtnhunt]

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Here in NY I have put up with Hitlery for 4 years. I would never vote for the witch.

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Yeah, it is really unfortunate that your state did put her where she is, and potentially in position to run in 08. I really feel for you guys up there, but really at the same time just dont understand what in the world the people were thinking to have voted her in there in the first place.

[Andrea]

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I hope she wins the Dem party nomination...That means 4 more years of Republicans in office....

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Gotta agree with that!!! http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Texan_Til_I_Die]

Well, if by some moronic twist of fate it came down to Hillary Clinton (D) vs Pat Robertson (R) in 2008, I might have to swallow my vomit and vote for her, since Pat Robertson is kookoo nuts. Otherwise, I can't think of anything else that would drive me to vote for her.

[OJR]

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Well, if by some moronic twist of fate it came down to Hillary Clinton (D) vs Pat Robertson (R) in 2008, I might have to swallow my vomit and vote for her, since Pat Robertson is kookoo nuts. Otherwise, I can't think of anything else that would drive me to vote for her.

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I would vote for Hillary in this case also!! BARF!!!!

[RangerClay]

REVIEWS OF HILLARY'S NEW BOOK

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her personality shines through that in the end you too, will want to sleep with an intern."
- Craig Kilborn

In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife.
Then on page two, the trouble starts."
- Jay Leno

"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry,that's what Monica said."
- David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
- David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington . People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
- Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."
- Craig Kilborn

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."
- Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York.
When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. . .the one with only seven commandments."
-David Letterman

[heathcoerracin]

ranger that was a terrible thing to post..... VERY FUNNY!!!!! http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[OUTSIDER]

Isn't she horribly anti gun???

[RangerClay]

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Isn't she horribly anti gun???

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Are you being sarcastic or are you from another planet? She is Hillary CLINTON!!!

[heathcoerracin]

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Isn't she horribly anti gun???

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Are you being sarcastic or are you from another planet? She is Hillary CLINTON!!!

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lo im lovin this!! http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[buckee]

Hillaryous http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[vagobbln]

If you think Ranger's was bad try this one:


One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied:

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the Nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


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[OUTSIDER]

Well the clinton era was before my voting age and i really didn't pay much attention to it. I read something a while back about her and her stance on guns. Just wasn't sure, yall keep your shirts on.

[wtnhunt]

LOL those are pretty funny. All joking aside, if I remember right Bill Clinton did announce in of all places at the funeral of Coretta(sp) King that Hillary was intending to run for president in 08. Who would have thought she would be the senator of New York? The idea of her running does bother me for good reason.

[rifleman25]

I just have absolutely no use for any Democrat. My state finally saw the light and voted Tom Daschle out. He too is considering running. I just could never vote for a Dem in the white house period.

[RangerClay]

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[vagobbln]

Love it! Catch her with a haymaker, kid!

I'd wash my hands good after I decked her though. http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SpcNape]

My father-in-law, a baptist preacher, feels that Hillary in office would be such a bad thing that he has threatened moving to Mexico if it happens. I can't even imagine how horrible it would be to hear her announced as the winner... in the words of a good friend..." that would suck."

[slugshooter]

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My father-in-law, a baptist preacher, feels that Hillary in office would be such a bad thing that he has threatened moving to Mexico if it happens. I can't even imagine how horrible it would be to hear her announced as the winner... in the words of a good friend..." that would suck."

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I believe that as much as I believe celebrities saying they'll move to Canada if Bush was re-elected. At least pick someplace nice if you are going to threaten to move. If I were going to pick someplace to move to if someone I didn't like had the possibility to be elected, it'd be somewhere like Italy, or some tropical island. Mexico is ten times worse than dealing with Hillary, and Canada.....well, too cold for me, but the women are good looking, I'll give em that.

[stevebeilgard]

i'd love for hillary to run. and she is. i hope she does indeed get the nomination. any republican, except the anti gun crowd (gulianni, pataki etc.) will beat her. i still haven't ruled out condi, but newt is the actual front runner. amaricans will see a real "straight talk express"

[slugshooter]

I'm still hoping for John McCain myself.

[WaCoyote]

What happened to you sluggo? 6 months ago you'd be loving the thought of Hillary running. Glad to see you make some sense finally.

I just can't stand this woman I think everything about the Clinton's is just plain phony. I wouldn't vote for her if the Ed the talking horse was the republican nominee.

[markyj987]

Everyone seems to think Hillary Clinton is a lock for the Democratic Party nomination in 2008. However, she has been positioning herself as a moderate ever since she got into the senate.

Even scarier than Hillary to me is Wisconsin Senator Russ Feingold...and given that primary voters love the most liberal candidate, we better watch out for this guy. Unless he AHHHHHHH! pulls a Howard Dean, he could be the nominee.

What's scarier about Feingold is that nationally he's not well known, comes across as a blue-collar midwestern guy that could easily be your neighbor, but he's MUCH farther to the left than even Howard Dean was.

My friends, beware. There IS worse than Hillary out there. It's this guy--and from the liberal strategist standpoint--he's much more electable!

[slugshooter]

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What happened to you sluggo? 6 months ago you'd be loving the thought of Hillary running. Glad to see you make some sense finally.


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Actually I've never liked Hillary, even when I was supporting Kerry/Edwards. I would never in a million years vote for Hillary, I just don't like the woman. Depending on who gets the Republican nomination, if Hillary gets the nod, I may not vote for anybody. The only one I can honestly see myself voting for is McCain, possibly Gingrich or Giuliani. As far as Democrats, Edwards maybe, wouldn't waste my vote on Kerry again, Feingolds a no, Dean is a possibility although he said he wouldn't run again if given the head of the DNC position. Lieberman would probably get my vote, but Lieberman lately is looking like the Pat Robertson of the Democratic party. A perennial runner who has some support, but never enough.

[Jeramie]

Hillary Clinton Visited a 4th grade class one day in promotion to her candidacy to president. After visiting for a while she asked the class if they had any questions for her.

Little Billy, sitting in the corner raised his hand.

"Yes Billy, can I answer a question for you?"

"Yes Mrs Clinton. I have three. How do you plea in the Peter Paul case in which you were accused of being elected to the Senate by Fraud?

Second, is it true that you took a $100,000 bribe, camouflaged as futures trades, from Tyson Foods Inc.?

And finally did you order members of the Health Care Task Force to shred documents that were the target of a court probe?"

Just as Hillary went to speak the lunch bell rang. Hillary told the kids they could continue the questions after lunch.

Everyone re-entered the classroom and took their seats.

"Does anyone have any questions for me?" asked Hillary.

A little boy named Tommy raised his hand high. "Yes little boy, do you have a question?"

"Actually Mrs. Clinton, I have 5. Are you guilty in the Peter Paul case in which you were accused of being elected to the Senate by Fraud?

Second, is it true that you took a $100,000 bribe, camouflaged as futures trades, from Tyson Foods Inc.?

Third, did you order members of the Health Care Task Force to shred documents that were the target of a court probe?"

Fourth, Why did the lunch Bell Ring 30-minutes early?

And Finally, where's Billy?"

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[rhine16]

Would never vote for her

[wtnhunt]

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Hillary Clinton Visited a 4th grade class one day in promotion to her candidacy to president. After visiting for a while she asked the class if they had any questions for her.

Little Billy, sitting in the corner raised his hand.

"Yes Billy, can I answer a question for you?"

"Yes Mrs Clinton. I have three. How do you plea in the Peter Paul case in which you were accused of being elected to the Senate by Fraud?

Second, is it true that you took a $100,000 bribe, camouflaged as futures trades, from Tyson Foods Inc.?

And finally did you order members of the Health Care Task Force to shred documents that were the target of a court probe?"

Just as Hillary went to speak the lunch bell rang. Hillary told the kids they could continue the questions after lunch.

Everyone re-entered the classroom and took their seats.

"Does anyone have any questions for me?" asked Hillary.

A little boy named Tommy raised his hand high. "Yes little boy, do you have a question?"

"Actually Mrs. Clinton, I have 5. Are you guilty in the Peter Paul case in which you were accused of being elected to the Senate by Fraud?

Second, is it true that you took a $100,000 bribe, camouflaged as futures trades, from Tyson Foods Inc.?

Third, did you order members of the Health Care Task Force to shred documents that were the target of a court probe?"

Fourth, Why did the lunch Bell Ring 30-minutes early?

And Finally, where's Billy?"

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ROFLMBO. That is Hilaryous http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.realtree.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif.