dogdoc
02-01-2005, 03:33 PM
I posted this in the lounge but thought it might be more appropriate here!
Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun
Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun