THIS TOOK PLACE WHEN JEAN CHRETIEN WAS PRIME MINISTER:
Subject: Re: airplane woes
Finally a story that targets everyone, hockey players.Americans, Canadians, and Catholics. An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I'm Mats Sundin, the best NHL hockey player, the Leafs need me, I can't afford to die... So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the Uniited States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Jean Chretien, said: "I am da Brains of Caneda, I haf a great responseebeeleety being da leader of da greatest nation in da worlt. An abof all I'm da smartest Prime Minister in Canedien history, So Canadiens won't let me die". So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. I am Ready to Go To Heaven and Sit With My Lord"
The little boy said, "It's OK, Father" "there's a parachute left for you.
"The Brains of Canada has just jumped with my school bag."