Welcome to the country!

[Shaun_300]

Thought I'd share this with ya's all... pretty funny!

Welcome to the Country. Thank you for visiting our Beautiful
>>>>Counties. Here are a few things you ought to know to make your
>>>>stay more pleasant:
>>>>
>>>>1. That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at did more
>>>>work before breakfast than you will do all week at the gym.
>>>>
>>>>2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you
>>>>drive, you're going to get dust on your BMW. I have a 4-wheel
>>>>drive because I need it. Now drive or get it out of the way.
>>>>
>>>>3. We all started hunting and fishing when we
>>>>were nine-years-old. Yeah, we saw Bambi die. We got over it.
>>>>
>>>>4. Any references to "grain fed" when talking about our women
>>>>will get your butt kicked...by our women.
>>>>
>>>>5.Pull your pants up, and turn your hat around. You look like an
>>>>idiot.
>>>>
>>>>6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making
>>>>their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't
>>>>have it up to your ear at the time.
>>>>
>>>>7. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak.
>>>>Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off
>>>>the two pounds of ham and turkey.
>>>>
>>>>8. Yeah, we have sweet tea. It comes unsweetened in a glass with
>>>>two packets of sugar and a long spoon.
>>>>
>>>>9. If you bring Coke into my house you should bring rye along,
>>>>and ice.
>>>>
>>>>10. So you have a sixty-thousand-dollar car. We're
>>>>real impressed. We have quarter-million-dollar combines that we
>>>>use two weeks a year.
>>>>
>>>>11. Let's get this straight. We may have one stoplight in town,
>>>>but we stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
>>>>
>>>>12. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks - because they want
>>>>to.?So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
>>>>
>>>>13. Yeah, we eat trout, Northern, walleye, and pike, too. If you
>>>>really want sushi and caviar, it's available at the bait shop.
>>>>
>>>>14. They are pigs and cows. That's what they smell like. Get over
>>>>it. Don't like it? Highways #10 and #6 go two ways - get on one
>>>>of them.
>>>>
>>>>15. The "Opener" refers to the first days of fishing and
>>>>deer season. They are religious holidays. You can get breakfast
>>>>at the church.
>>>>
>>>>16. So what if every person in every pick-up waves? It's called
>>>>being friendly. Understand the concept?
>>>>
>>>>17. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit into the water hazards.
>>>>It spooks the fish. And stay out of the woods, that spooks the
>>>>deer.
>>>>
>>>>18. So what if we finish a 24 in a night, it shows that we like
>>>>to finish what we start.
>>>>
>>>>19. Don't ever challenge us to a chugging contest because after
>>>>we win we will embarass you once you pass out by putting you in
>>>>the barn with the lonely bull.
>>>>
>>>>Take care eh!

[unioncountyslayer]

Got this in an email awhile back, but it is so refreshing.

[wtnhunt]

Seen them before, still funny.

[Master_Chief]

Very good. Thanks for sharing.

[RangerClay]

LOL! Very Funny!

Ranger

[whttlbucksteve]

Thats a good one

[huntinsanobsession]

lol thanks for sharing

[arrow32]

lol! Thats funny.

[rockefeller66]

that is funny!

[okbowman]

Country boys can survive!

[RDNKHNTR77]

its soo true to i had my cousin come from chicago one time and it blew his mind that i waved to people in the community that i didnt even know lol

[elkhntnfool]

LOL. How true.