Recently I got an email from a friend of mine. Here's exactly what he sent me with a minor deletion at the end.
WHILE I WAS WATCHING TV THIS WEEKEND, JILL AND I GOT INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH. DO WE NEED A LIVING WILL?
DURING THE COURSE OF THE CONVERSATION I TOLD HER THAT I NEVER WANT TO EXIST IN A VEGETATIVE STATE, DEPENDENT ON SOME MACHINE AND TAKING LIQUIDS FROM A BOTTLE.
SHE GOT UP, UNPLUGGED THE TV AND THREW OUT ALL MY BEER.
SOMETIMES IT'S TOUGH BEING MARRIED TO A SMART***
Laughed so hard it made my jaws hurt and brought tears to my eyes. Gotta love a women with a good sense of humor.
Let me say sorry to the guys in here if I just gave any of your wives any ideas.