"Offerman goes off" - yeah, off to jail!
There will probably be one very rich minor league pitcher and catcher when this thing is said and done.
Off the Porch and lovin' it...
"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
- Marcus Tullius Cicero - 55 BC