>>>I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
>>>she called me to get my phone number.
>>>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
>>>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
>>>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>>>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
>>>she tried to drown a fish.
>>>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
>>>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
>>>she tripped over a cordless phone.
>>>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>>>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
>>>she studied for a blood test.
>>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>>>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
>>>when she missed
the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
>>>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
>>>"Airport Left" she turned around and went home


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