My New Truck

[buckee]

I had just picked up my new 2006 GMC Yukon Denali late last week and had to return it to the dealer the Tuesday complaining that I couldn't figure out how to work the radio.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice-activated. "Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and immediately On The Road Again came from the speakers.

I drove away happy and, for the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said Beatles, I'd get one of their classics.

Today, a couple ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new Denali. I swerved in time to avoid them. "IDIOTS!" I yelled. Immediately, the French National Anthem started to play, sung by Paul Martin, backed up by Belinda Stronach, with Jean Chretien on guitar, Ann Maclellan on drums and Adrian Clarkson playing the k
The anthem was immediately followed by their version of Take The Money and Run!

Don't forget to vote...eh!

[TreeStandBowHunter]

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"IDIOTS!" I yelled. Immediately, the French National Anthem started to play


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That's priceless Is this a joke or real If it's real, you should get on a commercial, that's too funny

[Jimfrompa]

Gotta love that one! Who does your joke writing. I see who your strait man is. :-)

[buckee]

I wish I wrote this..LOL. I got it from my friends Dad in my email today It was just too good not to share.

[jdickey]

Heard a little different version...

"The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton on sax.... Teddy would have been singing back up... but was having his car washed"

[stevebeilgard]

lmao

[hoyt_hunter]

LOL

[LETMGROW]

Thanks guys. I needed that!!! LOL