Agenda!

[OJR]

Upcoming Democratic Convention agenda

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D, Mass.), Sponsor.
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - "Free Saddam," pep Rally.
11:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate.


Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home from the convention?

[unioncountyslayer]

Funny, but the sad part is that this isn't that far-fetched.

[stevebeilgard]

that's great

[wtnhunt]

LOL. That is pretty good, and probably not too terribly far off the truth.