Why I'm not allowed to talk to Democrats' kids

Andrea · 09-12-2008, 11:09 AM

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew
Up and she replied, 'I want to be President!' Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing
There. So then I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do
That. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds,
And sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take
You over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs
Out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.'

Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few
Seconds. While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight
In the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
Work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me .

**wtnhunt** · 09-12-2008, 11:10 AM

LMBO.

Really good one Andrea.

**hammerforged** · 09-12-2008, 12:07 PM

LMAO! That is great Andrea, Thanks for getting my day off to a great start.

**slugshooter** · 09-12-2008, 12:48 PM

Thanks for the smile girl. I needed it.

**FireStrut** · 09-13-2008, 08:43 AM

Good post.

**Deb** · 09-13-2008, 01:46 PM

!

**johnf** · 09-13-2008, 07:48 PM

Just don't get it do they.

**ildrhntr** · 09-14-2008, 05:27 PM

Outstanding, absolutely outstanding.

**dlriggins** · 09-15-2008, 09:59 AM

freeeking fuuuny

**Dakota** · 09-16-2008, 11:42 AM

Lol! Now that's funny! Hey, my headache's gone...thanks, Andrea!

Dakota

Andrea · 09-16-2008, 12:33 PM

Glad I could help.......

**Jeramie** · 09-16-2008, 05:24 PM

LMBO! And that sums it up in a nutshell...

bone collecter · 09-16-2008, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Andrea

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew
Up and she replied, 'I want to be President!' Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing
There. So then I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do
That. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds,
And sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take
You over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs
Out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house.'

Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few
Seconds. While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight
In the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
Work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me .

thats good stuff there i couldn't have said it better myself