Letter to the IRS.

[FireStrut]

Letter to the IRS

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal e cise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Kansas property tax,sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check

[PotashRLS]

That should be on a billboard on the side of major highways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dakota]

Roflmbo! Preach the truth, brother!

Dakota

[hoythunter37]

that is pretty dang funny.

[stevebeilgard]

yep. if WE were to do that, we'd be know as "inmate number ???". only liberal politicians can do that....

[wtnhunt]

Got to be able to laugh this disgusting mess off I guess.

That is pretty darned funny.