the plan for a better america

[tezz32]

i got this in a email from one of my buddies, and thought it was interesting. enjoy


Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan . what
>> we
>> >need
>> >now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>> >
>> >Robin William's plan.(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>> >
>> >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
>> for
>> >peace. So, here's one plan.
>> >
>> >1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>> >affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>> >Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
>> "interfere"
>> >again.
>> >
>> >2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>> >Germany, South Korea and the Philippines They don't want us there. We
>> would
>> >station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
>> fence.
>> >
>> >3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>> >leave.
>> >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>> >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
>> are.
>> >France would welcome them.
>> >
>> >4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>> days
>> >unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>> >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
>> hide
>> >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
>> more cab
>> >drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>> >
>> >5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
>> If
>> >they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>> >
>> >6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>> wise.
>> >This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
>> >require
>> >a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
>> will
>> >have
>> >to cope for a while.
>> >
>> >7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>> for
>> >their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
>> >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>> filling
>> >up the storage sites would be enough.)
>> >
>> >8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>> will
>> >not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>> >cement
>> >or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
>> given
>> >to their army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>> anything.
>> >
>> >9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
>> don't
>> >need
>> >the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
>> make a
>> >good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>> >
>> >10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
>> one can
>> >call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>> >ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
>> >
>> >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>> tired,
>> >your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
>> want
>> >a piece of me?'"

[stevebeilgard]

sounds good to me

[TreeStandBowHunter]

7-11's and Cab drivers...to whom are you referring too

[horst]

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7-11's and Cab drivers...to whom are you referring too

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Id have to say hes refering to 7-11 clerks and cab drivers

[popgun]

Sorry guys but again another "hoax e-mail."
Please See:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
and:
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusi...nwilliams.html

e-mails like this that are forwarded all over the world are one of the biggest problems in the Internet World.
These things clog the systems and slow down the important e-mail you may want to send to your dear friends or relatives.
Sometimes these things are quite interesting reading but simply shouldn't be forwarded to everyone on your e-mail mailing list.
Their content should "most of the time" be taken with a grain of salt.
I guess that's why we all have that little "delete" button. Sorry, but that's the way it goes. .....popgun

[wtnhunt]

Seen this before. Pretty good plan.