Let's start a list of Redneck Jokes...

[Squirrelhunter91]

Oneida man's redneck joke post gave me an idea. Why don't we start a list of our own redneck jokes?

Don't post the same joke twice.

I'll start us off..

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph!

[Big_Bubbles]

You might be a redneck if u go to a family reunion looking for a date

[Big_Bubbles]

You might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck

[Big_Bubbles]

you might be a redneck you u have a camper 14 feet up in the air to hunt out of

[lil hunter]

you might be a redneck if you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband.

[007hunter]

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You might be a redneck if you try to empty the back of ur truck by going really fast and hitting on the breaks.


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How does that work? Wouldn't u have to be goin in reverse?

[Steven]

Maybe a novel idea, but how about some originals, rather than just listing a bunch of recycled Foxworthy jokes.

[Tominator]

If you plow up your back yard with an Oliver 770 and 3 bottom plow just to make your sweetcorn patch bigger for next year---

You might be a redneck

(is that original enough Uncle Steven?)

[konfuzed]

You might be a redneck if you don't see anything wrong with swinging by the jail to pick up your hunting partner.

[Squirrelhunter91]

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you might be a redneck if you practice shootin yer bow from your treestand mounted to the telephone pole outside

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Hey.. I do that... J/K

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If you practice your marksmanship by shooting your 30.06 at blackbirds that land in your back yard, you might be a Redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you bathe your favorite huntin' dog once a month, but the last time you showered, was the last time you washed your truck.
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You might be a Redneck if you scoff at the blonde next door because she thinks "Flea Dip" is some new kind of smokeless tobacco product.
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You might be a Redneck if you still use the same lawn tractor to mow your front yard as you do to bush hog your firing lanes.
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If you would buy a junk,non-running lawn mower at the flea market, because you might could use it for parts, you might be a Redneck.
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