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    Default Revelation 3:20

    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
    it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
    repeated Knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
    wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
    card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
    3:10." Reaching for his Bible to Check out the citation, he broke up in
    gales of laughter.

    Revelation 3:20 says, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone
    hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with
    him, and he with Me."

    Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard Your voice in the garden and I was afraid,
    for I was naked."


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    One of my favorite jokes............

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    thats a goode one..LOL
    Prov.1;7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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    That's a classic

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    That will always be one of my favorites!
    Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not rely on your own understanding; think about Him in all your ways and He will guide you on the right paths. Proverbs 3:5-6

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    I love that one....
    "There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail." - Thomas Jefferson

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    That's cute

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    That's funny!!

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    Now that is funny....that deserves a copy paste to my e-mail list, LOL

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    LOL. Good one.
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