Ok boys, my turkey killin' secret is out..........

[redbeard]

got the Brazilian carvers all set to whip up thousands upon thousands of these neverfail comin' hyar turkey calls. First used in 1903 in deep Brazilian rain forest as huntin' calls, they now can be yours for a mere 29.95. Long held tight to the heart as a secret "go to call" by many deep south turkey hunters, the secret is secret no more. What is you say.............
why it's a cricket whistle. Everyone surely has seen many a turk doing the neck stretchin' gaze in the fields huntin' that elusive cricket. Well boyz, now you can fool 'em into thinkin' theres been a cricket invasion and have hungry gobblers runnin' you over. Be sure you tell the operators you saw it here for your nickel discount. 25.00 instructive video equal in par to MAD's silent gobbler whistle will be sent for a mere pittance of 10.00 dollars. Hurry, before the rain forests are saved

[WhiteHead]

What kind of wood? Did you say some kind of wacky backer tree?

[borch]

Oh no.... I've already got one of those dead silence whistles and a quart of turkey scent. I won't give you a nickle more that $17.95 including shipping. You won't sucker me on this deal. So what do you say. Got a deal?



Borch

[huntn4bucks]

Redbeard!!! You let the "cricket" out of the bag.

Since the secret is out...I guess I'll reveal my method for killing so many turkeys. I don't enter the turkey woods without these two things in my turkey vest:

...and you guys thought it was my expert turkey call making abilities.

[redbeard]

ats cheatin' hfb ..........and Borch I'll go for you gettin' the deadly whistle (i fell too) but I know you ain't got no turkey scent ........let go a my leg, let go....

a laugh a day keeps the docs away

[borch]

Ok you got me...But if you need some of that turkey scent I can hook you up. But be careful....don't get any of it on your person.

Those Toms got spurs!

[Rhino]

Dang, next thing you know Tracy's going to have a hen tied to a stake.

Better duck tape the lid down on that joker or you'll have them suckers crawlin up the back of your neck.

BTW, I fell for the silent whistle too. Works great gettin a response out of the neighbor's dogs.

[va_strutstopper]

LMBO

[Squirrelhunter91]

You guys can't be serious...