Quotes by Turkey Hunters.

[Rhino]

Share some quotes by experienced turkey hunters you've heard over the years. Here's one to start.

"You know, turkeys ain't so smart. They just show us how dumb we can be."
By: Ben Lee

[need2hunt]

"Turkey huntin' shouldn't be easy, but then again it shouldn't be this hard"
By: Me

[RangerClay]

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"You know, turkeys ain't so smart. They just show us how dumb we can be."
By: Ben Lee

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I have a Ben Lee box call with his signature. It is by far my favorite call.

Ranger

[redbeard]

All it takes is a half hour and a few good clucks........

unknown

[Fullfan]

"What fun would it be it they all came running and fell over dead when you shot"
By my brother-in law after we work a gobbler in Missouri for about 5 hours.

[Born4it]

My girlfriend said this on our first date, which was obviously turkey hunting last season. I was teaching her about calling and after a while she said..."This is CLUCKIN' awesome!" I couldn't help but laugh. It was the start of a great relationship!

Take care,
Ryan

[redbeard]

Ye can't kill a really ol' tom til ye smell like one

Redbeard

[redbeard]

The Huntin' was fine, the shootin' was the problem.

Roscoe Reams

[RDNKHNTR77]

one day last season, my buddy and i were comin back from a miserable day of hunting and the turkeys just didnt cooperate, all the sudden he made me laugh when he goes
"turkey turkey do and turkey turkey dee, i hate turkeys and turkeys hate me"

[HeviShot]

Any indian can kill a deer with a bow,but it takes a chief to kill a turkey.Unknown.

[257Roberts]

"I love the smell of gobble in the morning." unknown.

[PAbowhunter4life]

Harold Knight gave one of my favorites....

"I think a turkey could hear a gnat land on a leaf at 500 yards an run right to it"

[redbeard]

Don't shoot til you can see the whites of their eyes.

Gary Bridges

[redbeard]

Did dat turkey learn that trick from you Redbeard

WhiteHead

[Strut10]

"I do not hunt turkeys because I want to. I hunt them because I have to. I would, really, rather not. But I am helpless in the grip of my compulsion."

Tom Kelly (I think)