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    Default When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    What the H-E double hockey stick do you do when you got to go to the bathroom and your morning coffee kicks in and you have about 4 layers of clothing on.... That is my only complaint as a woman hunter.... I almost fell over last time trying to attempt it and while I was trying a nice flock of mallards were flying in the decoys... GO FIGURE! So everyone laughed at me and told me I should go to the bathroom more often.. It brings the ducks in.... Grrrr.....

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    One solution could be a "catheter"... might be drastic measures though (lol).

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    It happens and it sucks! But sure is funny when you think about it!

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    Yeah this past season I cut down on my coffee intake... way down........... But it the one thing I can't stand about being a woman hunter... but I do laugh when I think about it...

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    Good thing there's no trail cams around.....LOL..

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    hmm, not sure i follow... i got hung up trying to figure out the H-E double hockey stick thing

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    I don't think the guys understand how much harder it is for a woman to go outside! I simply try to wait, limit the coffee in the morning and wait until we break for lunch....there has been too many close calls in the woods for me to relieve the bladder out there anymore. I swear I won't see another hunter until the moment I decide it is "safe" to go! LOL

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    yes being a female hunter and having to go kind of stinks....talk about being paranoid....it seems that you have to look all around for 5 minutes making sure nobody is around....lol.....then when your pants are down your hurrying up so you don't get caught.....what can i say....you guys have it easy !!

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

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    hmm, not sure i follow... i got hung up trying to figure out the H-E double hockey stick thing

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    well the H-E and double meaning 2 and hockey sticks meaning they are L shaped u put it together

    but ya i does suck that is one reason guys can hunt all day and use mother nature for a bathroom and we have to go find an out house lol

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    Yep..nice to be 15ft. in the air and unzip and let it fly.....hehehehe...

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    I sympathize with all you ladies ...really
    No punns from me on this subject.

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

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    I sympathize with all you ladies ...really
    No punns from me on this subject.

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    WOW..is this really you buckee or is this billygoat or Ryan impersonating buckee ??? Hmmmm.

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

    Hey Luke!!! Crawl back up in your stand and "spray" for a while (lol)

    How's the deer activity after you do that, anyways?

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

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    Hey Luke!!! Crawl back up in your stand and "spray" for a while (lol)

    How's the deer activity after you do that, anyways?

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    I filled all my tags you mutt...now go away and mess in someone elses backyard...LOL...

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    Default Re: When you got to go...YOU GOT TO GO!

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    I filled all my tags you mutt...now go away and mess in someone elses backyard...LOL...

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    I'm not a mutt!!!! I'm a hybrid

    Oh yeah... clean your shoes off before you go in the house or the wife will whip you!

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