Paleo: How to Be a Proud Meat Eater

By author of Brow Tines and Backstrap

Ah, Everybody Needs Their Daily Dose of Laughter, Eh?

Many of us probably know at least one person that’s a vegan. And in no way are we sharing this to offend those people. No, it’s just a good old wisecrack to brighten your day. After all, we need a good laugh every now and then, right? I think so . . .

Anyway, I’d hope if you’re reading this that you are in fact not a vegan. There’s no point in hunting if you aren’t interested in the meat. Don’t be that guy (or gal) who lops the head off and tosses the carcass.

This whole video is obviously a joke. A pun. A boffola. (Some) vegans have reputations as being very vocal — sometimes pushy — when advocating for this choice of nourishment (or the lack thereof). I’m assuming that’s why this video has accumulated more than 3 million views in such a short time. It's . . . funny. And it’s . . . resonating.

As for me, I don’t care whether you eat meat, vegetables, or your great granddaddy’s leather briefcase. Nope. I’ll mind my business. You mind yours. But in the meantime, I think we can call get a good laugh from this one.

For supper tonight, I think I’ll have that flavorful, protein-filled venison burger instead a bowl of tofu or lettuce. A plate of fries should top it off nicely. Might even throw in a hushpuppy or two. Never can tell. Too many great options out there.

Happy hunting. Happy skinning. Happy grilling. And happy eating.

If meat eaters acted like (some) vegans . . .

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